Babies. I used to think they were simply tasty snacks. No, not anymore. Noooooo...

WHy? Healthy Living, first block.

Two words

Baby Simulation.

The fake child, which is known 'fondly' as "Runt" is annoying as hell. I have to deal with him for two more days. Last night I was only six hours into the project and I found myself staring at a butcher knife that was left out in the kitchen.

Basically speaking, I am losing the little grip I have on sanity.

Enough has been said.

The baby needs a legit name that isn't an insult

It's a Caucasian male with blue eyes.